adventures of a psychopathic magnet

Anthro Lab Fun

So I went to my Anthro lab after just two hours of sleep on friday. I debated just staying up all night, and i really wish i had. Two hours of sleep will kill you. Right, anyway. So the first hour to hour and a half of the class is the TA restating everything that was said in class, during which i considered crawling onto the big lab table and taking a nap. Then realizing she was sure to notice me passed out on the desk, considered casually sliding off my stool and taking a nap on the floor. I figured the base of the lab tables double as storage, she was in the front of the room, I was in the back, it could work. But she read my mind and spent the rest of the lecture portion of the class looking right at me. bitch.
So when the lecture finally came to an end it was time to play with skulls! Not just primate skulls like we are studying mind you, no no, there were skulls from all different animals, minks, wallabys, cats, beavers, all sorts of stuff. Well naturally we have to play with them. So my lab partner and I are talking to this other guy, fucking around with the various skulls when he ponders aloud "i wonder how sharp the teeth are" then asks if he can make the skull bite my arm. I agree. Yeah. Turns out the teeth were really fucking sharp. I have two little puncture teeth wounds on my wrist. We are so smart.

posted by lulu @ 10:58 PM